March 2012
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yeah. i gotta go.
y’all don’t know how excited i am about the vagina monologues tonight, oh my god
i go every year
it’s a celebration of the cunt, godDAMN
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hoelita:
Brica: Forever telling niggas to go get some cut.
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every time i try to get y’all to have sex
y’all point out that i’m a virgin
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i made the mistake of posting “dear mama” by tupac on my mom’s facebook wall and now, she won’t stop texting me the lyrics.
girl.
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if boys tasted like mint chocolate chip ice cream, that would be pretty nice
great, even
fan-fucking-tastic
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my bras are literally shit
but my panties are babelicious
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boy, you should know that i’ve got you on my mind
your secret admirer i’ve been watching you
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art is making my back throb in pain.
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ohsnapsitsjessie:
Ghost Town Djs - My Boo
February 2012
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OutKast | B.O.B (Bombs Over Baghdad)
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“well, be curious like george and go on a damn adventure, don’t watch porn”
– mama faye
Quadron | Horse
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can i call in sick to work and just listen to elvis all day?
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every single person i’ve seen wear toms have at least 5 holes in them, with their toes sticking out.
so, basically,
you’re paying 50-100 dollars for shoes made out of toilet paper.
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Every Day You Play
teclita:
Every day you play with the light of the universe. Subtle visitor, you arrive in the flower and the water. You are more than this white head that I hold tightly as a cluster of fruit, every day, between my hands. You are like nobody since I love you. Let me spread you out among yellow garlands. Who writes your name in letters of smoke among the stars of the south? Oh let me remember you...
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brica: why can't i find porn gifs with people of color?
ashley: ...minorities have sex?
what am i?
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simonefiasco:
Hotel California // The Eagles
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BRAD
he kissed me on the MOUTH
and i was like bleh, bleh, bleh
and then i was like, “oh gross, go away, brad”
and he was like “obvi you’re not ready for me”
but what does that even mean, you guys?
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“No Babies and No Husband……………..SIGH!!!!!”
– my mom
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i’m ultimately afraid to be another relationship because i fear that as soon as someone learns that i’m not interested in having sex, it’ll be a dealbreaker.
i know you’re thinking, “well, then, they don’t deserve you!” and yeah, well, okay.
it doesn’t get rid of my fear, though.
everyone’s young, everyone’s horny, everyone wants to...
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succor:
i wanna kiss you until you get tired of me and tell me to go home
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to be cunt
or not to be
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The Police | Roxanne
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Kansas | Carry On Wayward Son
Aerosmith | Dream On
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